Gwen's Corner

So, Mary was supposed to do this show report, but she didn't. Next time you see her, punch her in the dick.

Here's the lineup:

Frank: Fish
Janet: Ashley
Brad: Wes
Riff Raff: Marc
Magenta: Mary
Columbia: Lyndi
Dr. Scott: Donna
Rocky: Napoleon
Eddie: Pete
Criminolgist: Charles
Transies:Abby, Adrienne, Austin, Chris, Danny, Gussie, Jana, Jery, Jon, Kyle, Rachel, Rex, Scott, and Snowflake
Floorwalkers: Jason, Jeremy, Charles, and Sean
Tech/Sound/Props: Paul, Bizah, Nuggett, Mike,Sean, Jeremy, Danny, Napoleon, Gussie, Donna, and Madame Leah

Because they hate us, someone decided Robert should ruin a Janet dress (both with his size, and by proximity to his skin) and pop him onstage for car scene. Because they hate the audience too. Someone got him the hell off stage though, and the professionals were able to perform. Pete's beard played Eddie, and he got Lyndi up soooooooo high for the lift. One of these days, someone's going to flip that girl all the way over and she'll land in the tank or something. So keep an eye open for that.

I can tell that Donna did pictures for this show, as there are no random pictures of boobies. I heart boobies, dammit. Girls, if you are reading this, show them titties at the show more often. Guys will pay attention to you and tell you that you're pretty and try to put their boy parts into your girl parts.

So yeah, I don't know what else to say cause I wasn't paying much attention. We've had a really good run of excited audiences and good shows. If you haven't been going to the show, this is the time to come back. We added a lot of hot ladies to cast, and some boys that girls tell me are also pleasing to the eye. They will also take off their pants if you ask them nicely. Or meanly. Or if you just make some body movement that can be interpreted as "take off your pants". They're just looking for an excuse, believe me.