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Show report for Saturday March 21st

dead celebs show

Report by Kirk

While thinking about this show it reminded me of the poem I loved as a kid so I decided to write in verse for this one. Hope it doesn’t suck to bad……

Ten little Dead celebrities were doing the opening dance all in a line;
Mary brought a stick of tnt to the crowd and then there were nine.

Nine little Dead celebrities: nugget was dressed as dimebag and looking great.
The whip was a flying instead of the duster and then there were eight.

Eight little Dead celebrities; with amy playing Helen keller like mana from heaven.
Her tap dance cause a stir amongst us all and then there were seven.

Seven little Dead celebrities; cody was steve Irwin with sting ray on his cock transfixed.
Held down by 12 guys and molested one step to far and then there were six.

Six little Dead celebrities; with sean as the duke made me get a rise in my sex drive.
He attempted to use his 10 gallon hat as an ass condom and then there were five.

Five little Dead celebrities; eris doing chaplin with hat, moustache and suit she wore
Not a word was spoken in gay oldies fashion and then there were four.

Four little Dead celebrities; Saturn as harry carey with hair like a banshee
“if you were starving and you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself”? and then there were three.

Three little Dead celebrities; with fish doing the best heath ledger joker its true..
His legs looked even better in the nurses dress, and then there were two.

Two little Dead celebrities; jj doing her dance like betty that could not have been outdone
The dress did not want to cooperate with her and then there was one.

One little Dead celebrities; all the cast lined up just like it begun,
To absent friends then a quick bow and then there were none.

This was a great show and if you missed it then you missed a good one….

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