No, you won't find a copy of the film here. If you're looking for the movie, you're a smelly pirate hooker, and you should just go to any electronics store and spend the $7. However, you will find videos of the Bastards in action here. All these videos are hosted on YouTube for two reasons. First, their server is better able to handle video than ours is. And second, it's just one more way that we can whore ourselves out in our quest for world domination. Enjoy!

• WTW Produced Los Bastardos Show Intro Version 1 - 2001
• WTW Produced Los Bastardos Show Intro Version 2 - 2001

• Hey Mickey as performed by the "Bastard Bitches" - Late 2005

• Wannabe as performed by the "Extended Family of the Spice Girls" - Early 2006

• Milkshake - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• My Humps - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• Too Big To Fit In Here - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• Opening Dance - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• Time Warp - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• Just Seven Days - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• Hot Patootie - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• Toucha Toucha - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• Floorshow: Part One - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• Floorshow: Part Two - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07
• I'm Going Home - From The 2007 All Girl Show - 02/10/07

• Shook You All Night Long - From the 2007 Bastard Gras Show - 2/24/07
• Rock You Like A Hurricane - From the 2007 Bastard Gras Show - 2/24/07
• Pre Show Games - Part One - From the 2007 Bastard Gras Show - 2/24/07
• The Rules - From the 2007 Bastard Gras Show - 2/24/07
• Pre Show Games - Part Two - From the 2007 Bastard Gras Show - 2/24/07
• Janet in the Bedroom - From the 2007 Bastard Gras Show - 2/24/07
• Creature of the Night - From the 2007 Bastard Gras Show - 2/24/07
• Janet's Floorshow - From the 2007 Bastard Gras Show - 2/24/07

• Sweet Transvestite - From The 2007 Design-A-Line-Up Show - 3/10/07

• Smack That! - From the 2007 All-Con Show - 3/16/07
• Hey Mickey! - From the 2007 All-Con Show - 3/16/07
• Wannabe! - From the 2007 All-Con Show - 3/16/07
• Crazy Bitch! - From the 2007 All-Con Show - 3/16/07

• A Pirate's Wife I'll Be! - From the 2007 Pirate Show - 7/21/07

• Calendar Girl - From the 2007 Drag Show - 9/8/07
• Dammit Janet - From the 2007 Drag Show - 9/8/07
• Time Warp - From the 2007 Drag Show - 9/8/07
• Sweet Transvestite - From the 2007 Drag Show - 9/8/07
• Hot Patootie - From the 2007 Drag Show - 9/8/07

• Sweet Transvestite - 10/20/07
• Floorshow, Part One - 10/20/07
• Floorshow, Part Two - 10/20/07

• Thriller - From the 2007 Halloween Cast Costume Show - 10/27/07
• Thriller - From the 2007 Halloween Night Show - 10/31/07
• Sweet Transvestite - From the 2007 Halloween Night Show - 10/31/07
• Floorshow, Part One - From the 2007 Halloween Night Show - 10/31/07
• Floorshow, Part Two - From the 2007 Halloween Night Show - 10/31/07
• I'm Going Home - From the 2007 Halloween Night Show - 10/31/07
• The End- From the 2007 Halloween Night Show - 10/31/07

• Dammit Janet! - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard - 11/10/07
• Time Warp - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard - 11/10/07
• Sweet Transvestite - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard - 11/10/07
• Just Seven Days - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard - 11/10/07
• Hot Patootie - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard - 11/10/07
• Bedroom Scenes - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard - 11/10/07
• Toucha Toucha - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard - 11/10/07
• Everybody Must Get Stoned! - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard - 11/10/07
• Floorshow - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard - 11/10/07
• Wild And Untamed Thing - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard - 11/10/07
• The Death of Frank - From The 2007 Tied-To-A-Bastard 11/10/07

• Sword of Damocles - 11/24/07
• Just Seven Days - 11/24/07
• Rocky Bedroom Scene - 11/24/07
• Toucha Toucha - 11/24/07

• Dude Looks Like A Lady - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• A Manly Milkshake - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Science Fiction Double Feature - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Dammit Janet! - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Time Warp - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Sweet Transvestite - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• White Christmas - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Sword of Damocles - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Just Seven Days - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Hot Patootie! - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Bedroom Scenes! - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Toucha Toucha! - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Twelve Days of Christmas (Metal Version) - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Floorshow - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• I'm Going Home - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• The End of the Show - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07
• Curtain Call - From the 2007 Holiday/Chicks With Dicks Show - 12/22/07

• Closer/Science Fiction Double Feature Pre-Show - From the 2008 Sci-Fi Theme Show - 01/19/08
• Dancing/Sword of Damocles - From the 2008 Sci-Fi Theme Show - 01/19/08
• Hot Patootie - From the 2008 Sci-Fi Theme Show - 01/19/08
• Bedroom Scenes - From the 2008 Sci-Fi Theme Show - 01/19/08
• Creature of the Night (Toucha Toucha) - From the 2008 Sci-Fi Theme Show - 01/19/08
• Leia and Han's Capture - From the 2008 Sci-Fi Theme Show - 01/19/08
• Don't Dream It - Be It/Wild And Untamed Thing - From the 2008 Sci-Fi Theme Show - 01/19/08
• Riff's Revenge (a.k.a. You've Made Me Very Angry...) - From the 2008 Sci-Fi Theme Show - 01/19/08
• Leia's Revenge (Last Scene) - From the 2008 Sci-Fi Theme Show - 01/19/08

• Saturn and Halo's engagement - 06/28/08

• Men In Tights Preshow - From The Best of 2008 Show - 01/03/09
• MC Taco King - From The Best of 2008 Show - 01/03/09
• The Best of Fish as Blinkin (From Robin Hood: Men In Tights) - From The Best of 2008 Show - 01/03/09
• Hot Patootie! - From The Best of 2008 Show - 01/03/09
• Janet Bedroom Scene - From The Best of 2008 Show - 01/03/09
• Tank Scene - From The Best of 2008 Show - 01/03/09

• Trixies - 1/10/09
• Floorshow - 1/10/09
• Lesbian Scene - 1/10/09
• Creation - 1/10/09
• Sword of Damocles - 1/10/09

• Kirk's First Time As Riff - 1/17/09
• Make You A Man & Hot Patootie - 1/17/09
• Fuck That Chin - 1/17/09
• Brad's Bedroom Scene - 1/17/09

• Happy Birthday! - From The Cartoon Theme Show - 1/24/09
• Wheel of Immorality - From The Cartoon Theme Show - 1/24/09
• SWAT Kats as Eddie - From The Cartoon Theme Show - 1/24/09
• Hello Kitty Crimmie Molestation - From The Cartoon Theme Show - 1/24/09
• Cartoon Floorshow - From The Cartoon Theme Show - 1/24/09

• A Tribute To Those Passed On - From The Dead Celebrity Theme Show - 3/21/09

• La Vie Boheme - Part 1 - 3/28/09
• La Vie Boheme - Part 2 - 3/28/09

• Sweet Transvestite - 3/28/09
• Sword of Damocles - 3/28/09
• Brad's Bedroom - 3/28/09
• Wild and Untamed Thing - 3/28/09

• Final Fantasy Sword Fight - AKON 20 - 5/29/09
• Night of Fire - AKON 20 - 5/29/09
• Men in Tights - AKON 20 - 5/29/09
• Cell Block Tango - AKON 20 - 5/29/09
• Zydrate Anatomy - AKON 20 - 5/29/09
• Disturbia - AKON 20 - 5/29/09