• Don't pester me this week Gus!
08.29.2010 update by Donna

The pictures from tonight's... er... last night's show are posted. You don't have to pester me this week Gus. I don't know how I'll ever survive without the daily reminders to post the pictures... O.o

In other news... We have a show on September 10th at the Denton Movie Tavern so if you live in that area and don't get to come down to see us that often because of the distance you simply MUST attend the Denton show!

Also, don't forget about our annual Drag Show coming up in 2 weeks. It's usually... well... we frighten ourselves sometimes.

Alice in Wonderland show is coming up first weekend of October too! Black lights make everything white show up. Come to the show and see who's wearing white bras under their darker clothing!! You can also find out which cast members have dandruff cause it shines like glitter in the black lights!!!! You can make jokes at their expense! It'll be fun!!

We love you audience! *smoooch*

• YAY!
08.16.2010 update by Gussie

In case you have not noticed (which you probably haven't) the website has been updated. Links page has been purged/updated as well as several pieces of copyright, contact info and other small details. Woot.

Also, pics and show report from Nuggett's show are posted.

Aaaaaaaaand come see the Pirate/Renaissance Show this weekend. It'll be awesome.

Woot and things!

• Pictures and new thingies.
08.12.2010 update by Gussie

Ello all.
First off, pictures are up to date!!!
I know, amazing isn't it? Show reports are still a little lacking though cough*Jeremy*fsefbvf.

Also, WickedRed.com just made a really nice deal with us for new floorshow wares,So. If you are in the mood for any corsety, gartery, slutty, hot clothing go share the love with them.
www.wickedred.com gogogo

• Pictures
07.31.2010 update by Donna

So... I had no internet for a while and I completely forgot that I had pictures from the July 3rd White Trash America show... I just posted them. Yay for having internet again!
I also posted the photos from the Audience Participation Beach Party show last week.
Go look.

• SOUND ISSUES WITH OUR PRINT, YAY!!!
07.28.2010 update by Madame Leah

Kinda like LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY! but with the sound on our Rocky Horror print. It has come to my attention that a few people are wondering what's up with the movie volume. Just wanted to bring to light that the print we have at our theatre is an actual 1970's ORIGINAL PRINT of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Hence, the sound quality is having a few issues with that at the moment. The sound card has been ordered to assist in helping get it straightened out but I just wanted to let you all know that if it is low or warbly at times, that's what is going on with it. Please be patient, as we have no idea when we are going to get the replacement sound or for the print to be fixed PROPERLY...I don't really want to take any chances with the print getting ruined (I know you all understand!).

If anyone has any questions, please feel free to email me at
Madame_Leah12@yahoo.com.

Thanks and see you Saturday!!!

Madame Leah

• WHITE TRASH, BABY
07.07.2010 update by Madame Leah

http://s809.photobucket.com/albums/zz11/deadhobbit666/10jul03%20whitetrash/

• Pics! On time!
06.28.2010 update by Madame Leah

I know you are proud of me.... :)

http://s809.photobucket.com/albums/zz11/deadhobbit666/10jun26/

• Peekshurs from Billy-Boy-Blue
06.27.2010 update by Madame Leah

Yes, they are super late...yes, it is my fault. Yes, I am sorry. But they are awesome. I have also posted the NOTE he sent along just because it makes me giggle:

http://s809.photobucket.com/albums/zz11/deadhobbit666/10APR25/

http://s809.photobucket.com/albums/zz11/deadhobbit666/2010MAY02%20audience%20theme/

Loves and hugs and such...

haha last nights show was great always love the chaos with a name in the hat did feel sorry for eris the way she kept falling but must confes even that was funny.and loved your outfit made me sad when you got dressed hehe.

And here are more:
http://s809.photobucket.com/albums/zz11/deadhobbit666/10may29/

• Pictures and stuff
06.12.2010 update by Donna

I don't know what Gus is talking about... "A few weeks worth of pictures and programs" The 'few weeks' of pictures from May 29th and June 4th's AKON show are posted. Yes, they are a little late, but I was really busy after the 29th making a million prop packs for Akon, which are ALL GONE(!) and got sick (not con crud)... It's not like you haven't waited 6 months for them before.

The programs are NEVER late cause if they were what would be the point of doing them? Seriously. Why would we hand out programs that had the line up from a few weeks ago on them? Maybe he meant the show reports... I think he might be crazy.

Akon was spectacular! What a huge crowd and so loud! It was really exciting to have that many people yelling at the same time. I think Jason got a little giddy and high off the response from them. Also... boobs. There was a lot of boobs at the con show. Boobs and balls... Thankfully more boobs than balls cause really.. they are much nicer to look at. Not all wrinkly and dangly... but I digress.

Pictures... Go see them. Now.

• Stuff!
06.10.2010 update by Gussie

So. A-Kon was awesome, we had a nearly packed theater and there were lots of boobies. There are currently some pictures of that through the cast Facebook page. Some recent pics have been posted in the pics section, but we are waiting for a few weeks worth of both pictures and programs. Check back often, they will be posted soon.

Aaaaaaand... 28 Brads this weekend. If you value your sanity, stay away, but if you actually enjoy our show you will probably want to see the shenanigans that will ensue this weekend.

• Pictures...
05.27.2010 update by Gussie

They be workin.

• Site Issues
05.24.2010 update by Gussie

Hello All!

For some strange reason, pictures are not posting to the Performance Pics section of the website, so until further notice, weekly pictures will be posted on the Facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/losbastardoscast

In other news, we have one more show before A-KON, which will be June 4th at the Sheraton Hotel in Dallas. We will be performing at midnight with the preshow starting around 1130. Also, if you are into Anime, you should check out the rest of the convention as there is all sorts of cool things there for you people.

:-D

• Last weeks stuff, upcoming events and the Street Team
05.12.2010 update by Gussie

Why hello Bastard Lovers,
Go click on the things to the right and look at all the pretty pictures and show report for May 8th.

Also, come see the show this weekend! It is Sean's bastard of the quarter lineup and some terrible things will happen (disclaimer, the May 15th showing of Los Bastardos' production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show will NOT be screen accurate)
and coming up a few weeks later is our annual A-KON performance in Dallas. Come see us there too!

And if you love LB (which you do) you should help us out by spreading our love (like herpes but better)and emailing Madame Leah @ madame_leah12@yahoo.com and finding out what you can do to help make our show better. Go Street Team Go!

<3 Gus

• Last week's news
05.01.2010 update by Donna

So there they are... Last week's pictures.
Tonight we are having an audience theme show so if you come dress like a school girl!
On the 15th is the Bastard of the Quarter lineup designed by Sean. I've seen the line up. You should probably go. It's terrifying.

• Pictures by Billy!
04.22.2010 update by Madame Leah

http://s809.photobucket.com/albums/zz11/deadhobbit666/10mar03/

and DISNEY....God help us

http://s809.photobucket.com/albums/zz11/deadhobbit666/10apr17DISNEY/

Love you all, see you soon! :)

• Disney Update and School Girls!
04.20.2010 update by Gussie

Disney Show was a success. Show Report and Pictures are up for your enjoyment. Also, our first Audience Participation Theme Show is May 1st, and you shall all dress up like school girls. Like Leah said Saturday, she wants to see nuts hanging out of short skirts gentlemen. Don't disappoint.

-Gus

• Disney Show!
04.17.2010 update by Gussie

is TONIGHT! Be there, we have amassed another army of Transies and we will all be decked out in more costume than is necessary for more than 30 straight people, and a few gays.
Oh and you should dress up too :)

• Pictures!
04.11.2010 update by Gussie

Pictures from the past two weekends are posted... Aaaaaaaaaaalso, we are having our Disney theme show this weekend. You should all definitely attend. The costumes are going to be AMAZING. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand May 1st we are having our first Audience theme show... the theme shall be "School-Girl", so bust out your plaid miniskirts and white button ups and lets make the next few weeks an awesome time. Also I heard someone is coming out of their normal core-hiatus and sexiness will be guaranteed on the 1st. Be there, or go cry.

-Gus

• Pictures are posted!
03.30.2010 update by Donna

Hello hello!! Pictures from the March 27th show are now posted.. Enjoy!

• Pictures and late things....
03.28.2010 update by Madame Leah

Here are Billy's pics from Bastard Gras...yes yes it is my fault they are late, get over it.

http://s809.photobucket.com/albums/zz11/deadhobbit666/basgras/

Also we will have more stuff next week, Bastard Transie Easter...where the Transies take over the theme part of the show but the core characters are just....well....wearing normal stuff. Come see!

I feel better!

Love

Leah

• Stuff!
03.23.2010 update by Gussie

Pictures and Show report from this weekends Snow Show are up. Yay you brave 36 audience! Also, we are having a Transie Easter Show on April 4th, so come see what types of hilarity will occur then. Speaking of hilarity, come to the show this weekend and I GUARANTEE you will be amused. Do it.
~Gus

• THE SHOW WILL GO ON
03.20.2010 update by Gussie

Hey everybody, if you happen to be checking our site to see if we are performing tonight (3-20-10)... we are, screw you snow! Its Spring!!!

• Pictures and stuff!
03.17.2010 update by Donna

Pictures from All-Con and the we-are-very-tired-from-Allcon show are now posted. Go look. There are Mandalorians... or something.. I don't know how to spell that... maybe I'm not nerdy/geeky enough to go to cons...
I think the show report is up too. You should read that cause Jason wrote it and he's not snarky at all.. It's very unlike him. Kinda scary actually.

• ALL-CON!!!!
03.09.2010 update by Madame Leah

Hi everyone! Just a reminder (ha as if we didn't know) that WE ARE READY TO ROCK on Friday! I am so excited I wanted to make another post....yea.... All-Con is totally worth the full badge for the whole weekend, by the way. I highly suggest you get one. Getting into Rocky will only require a one-day badge, but yea. There's way too much cool stuff to see and do on all the days and it is a great deal. We are having a panel on Friday at 8 concerning costumes and Rocky stuff in general, if you are interested. :)

I look forward to seeing all of you there!

Cheers!

Madame Leah

• All-Con and Posts
03.08.2010 update by Gussie

Ello All,
First thing: All-Con is THIS FRIDAY! We are performing at midnight (pre-show at 11:15) at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Addison(Click on the left for more details). This is always a really fun show and we are having a party afterward. C'mon, you know you want to party with the Bastards. Food and drinks too o.O
We will also be having a show the following Saturday night. Don't blame us for being tired though.

Second: Pictures and Show reports from the past few weeks have been posted (with more reports to pop up sporadically) so check back often for the zany literary techniques of the mostly illiterate.

~Shenanigans,
__Peaches