• WE ARE HIRING
05.18.2013 update by Madame Leah

Hello my loves. If you have a penis, we are interested in talking to you about joining cast. You don't have to have stage experience, porn experience, or even have to know what Mr. Frosty's is. You do need to be dedicated and ready to work, and, obviously, to love Rocky. If you are interested please email madame_leah12@yahoo.com. Hope to hear from you soon. :)

• WE ARE HIRING
05.18.2013 update by Madame Leah

Hello my loves. If you have a penis, we are interested in talking to you about joining cast. You don't have to have stage experience, porn experience, or even have to know what Mr. Frosty's is. You do need to be dedicated and ready to work, and, obviously, to love Rocky. If you are interested please email madame_leah12@yahoo.com. Hope to hear from you soon. :)

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!
05.16.2013 update by Canadian Dave

15 years ago today, the first show of Los Bastardos was performed in Carrollton, TX. Since then we have done shows all over the great state of Texas in every kind of venue imaginable.

Odd to think it's been going on for that long. We are the longest running Rocky Horror Cast in D/FW history.

A special thanks to all the original bastards, Madame Leah, Gwen, Jason, Ryan, Johnny, MacKinzie, David,Kevin, and all cast members, past and present...Thanks for making Los Bastardos the best damn Rocky Horror cast ever.

• more Shows! AKON! PODCASTS!
05.15.2013 update by Canadian Dave

Hey everybody. Just a reminder we have a bunch of awesome shows coming up real soon.

Saturday May 25th at the Inwood Theatre at MIDNIGHT!
http://www.landmarktheatres.com/market/dallas/inwoodtheatre.htm
go to the Inwood Website and buy your tickets in advance online! This show is going to be incredible, its going to be wonderful. In fact, i think we're even going to celebrating some kind of birthday, whatever it is, you don't want to miss it.


Friday May 31st at AKON IN DALLAS.
http://www.a-kon.com/

The Bastards invade A-KON once again in Dallas. come check us out on Friday night at Midnight. You dont want to miss this show. A-KON is always special, and we will be bringing some brand new home-baked awesomeness for you to feast your eyes upon.

Come see LB do the time warp again, and again, and again. and don't forget to check out our facebook page for up-to-the-minute updates on all our happy shenanigans . http://www.facebook.com/LosBastardosCast

and one last thing, LOS BASTARDOS HAS A PODCAST. go check out http://www.lospodcastos.com to listen to it. It is hilarious, you wont be dissapointed. We jam pack every episode with funny jokes, cute anecdotes, horrific stories, and humorous insights on the awesomeness that is LOS BASTARDOS.

• HELLO HAPPY BASTARD LOVERS!
02.16.2013 update by Madame Leah

We have a show this weekend, February 23, at the Inwood Theatre in Dallas. Show at midnight, just like always.

All-Con is COMING SOOOOOOONNNNNN...Hope to see you all there! :)

LOTS OF LOVE AND SLOPPY KISSES ~~~

Madame Leah

• SHOW REPORT IS UP FROM LAST NIGHT!
01.27.2013 update by Madame Leah

TITS TO WIN!!!!!!

• INWOOD SHOW THIS WEEKEND DECEMBER 22
12.21.2012 update by Madame Leah

HELLLOOOOOO happy Rocky people! Just a reminder, there WILL be a SHOWING of Rocky Horror this weekend at the beautiful Inwood Theatre in Dallas on Saturday December 22 at midnight - HOWEVER - since the Hobbit will be playing downstairs in the big theatre, Rocky will be in the small theatre upstairs. The cast and crew cannot fit into the theatre upstairs, so the cast will not be performing that night. Please go for the movie and the drinks, but be advised we will not be there. (OVERKILL I KNOW BUT I DON'T WANT PEOPLE UPSET.) If anyone has any questions, please email me at madame_leah12@yahoo.com. We will be back performing in January on 26th. CHEERS!!