Our Bastard of the Month for January, 2007 is one of the most low-maintenance people I have ever had on cast. He is easy to get along with, always funny, and always ready with a cheap but very funny theme show costume. His name is Gay Mike.
I call him my little blonde pineapple, or my little blonde beach bunny. He is good people, and likes ihop and coffee. He is the most non-drama homo I have ever known. He is good people, and never complains when I cast him to do anything. You should really come and talk to him, he is a great person and fun to listen to when he thinks no one else is listening.