February 07 Emily The Bastard that I have chosen for the month of February is special in several ways. There are many interesting things that I could say about this one in particular. This Bastard is none other than our delicious BLT, little miss Emily!!! Emily is one of those that was really quiet at first and I wasn't sure if she was going to fit in, but sooner or later she started talking and in fact I love her now. She always busts her ass doing whatever I ask her to do, and half the time I don't even have to ask her to do anything before she does it. It is finished like MAGIC! She Transies a lot, and has become the Queen Bitch of Spotlight B, just like I was all back in the day. Very rarely does she miss her Tech cues and I really love that about her. It is a difficult thing to be on my cast and not get yelled for missing things. She doesn't get yelled at because she doesn't fuck it up in the first place. She is a musical theatre guru, and is hella good at teaching the retarded people (namely myself) dances and such. (Wait till you all see Bill and Ted!) She is Da Bomb. If you haven't had a chance to check her out as Transie, or Janet at All-Girl, or as our little pinup bombshell with the mondo tits behind Spotlight B, you should go talk to her. And buy stuff from her, like Glowsticks or Prop Packs. She loves it when you do that. SUPERTITS!!!! Hee hee hee! We loves you Emily!!! Aaaaaaaaaaand I love you. Madame Leah