Shannon is TEH AWESOMESAUCE! She is one of the smartest people I know and one of the most creative and nerdy. She is super evil even when she pretends to be sweet, which is a quality I certainly can appreciate. She hits stupid people REALLY hard, and is true LB finery. She has been around here a long time and has lots of experience under her belt. She knows all the parts and plays them all with a certain dignity...even when she doesn't wanna (COUGH COUGH rocky horror COUGH COUGH). She has perfect eyebrows, for which I am jealous. She has an infectious laugh and always has a hug for a friend in need. She works her ass off on many things that people don't even realize. She is simply put, an amazing Bastard.