Winter 08 Kirk Kirk is, quite simply put, The Bomb. He is one of those people that I recognized from the very beginning, even when he was an audience member. This might be partially due to the fact that he is like 8 feet tall. It also might be die to the fact that he is just one of those really friendly and outgoing kind of people that always has a smile, even when life kinda sucks. From the get-go of trying out for cast, people really seemed to dig Kirk and his quirky ways. He is an enthusiastic Transie, proving more and more to be a great lil' Riff-Raff, and is fantastic as a general cleaner-upper-do-it-all kind of a guy. He is one of those people that is quite mechanically and tool-type things inclined, so as a result he was abused and prodded into doing all kinds of creative stuff, and he NEVER complains (rare, I know). He also built a new Box of Death, so I truly love him for that. He fixes stuff and moves stuff around and drives us places. He is a great dad and has a hot wife that lets him come to Rocky (yay hot!). He is a general all around great person, and he knows just what to say to cheer people up. :) Bonus: You can rub his head for good luck (if you can reach). If you are a boy, he also accepts underwear humping. I LOVE YOU KIRK!!! Madame Leah