Summer 08 Donna She's the one sleeping on the right... :) Donna, Dooooonna, Ohhhhhh Dooooonna…now how many of you are old enough to know what song that is? Most of you have no clue. But I do, and that’s what matters. For summertime, 2008, I decided that Donna Louise should definitely get the honor of Bastard of the Season / Bastard of the Quarter. This lady totally does so much more for us than you would ever believe. You know those programs? Donna does those. Every freakin’ week, without complaining bitterly about it. She makes her kids help her find weird things to put in them, and although that is really wrong, I love it. She feeds us. Yesterday was the 4th of July, and she cooked for us! Lots of us! Now if that does not say love, what is? She said she hasn’t cooked in her kitchen in over a month. That is love, kids. She maintains a lot of the photo stuff on the website, and always offers and ear whenever lots of us need to bitch about things. She is always patient with us (and me especially, and I know that has to be really freaking hard to do). She has great advice because she has the “been there, done that” thing with Rocky, because she has seen so many different casts over the years come and go. She made us Frank-n-Further cookies. She brings us sugar, and toys, and tells us funny stories about Rocky in the past, and how stupid we are being if we are being stupid. There is a lot of respect given to this one, as their should be. I love her lots and lots, and she is one of the greatest and most grounded people I have ever known in this whole Rocky Horror gig. Even when she steals other people’s gnomes, we still love her. She is good people, and also deserves to be hugged and loved on, even when she really doesn’t want it. We love you Donna! Thank you for all you do! <3 Madame Leah