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The Inwood Theatre

Dec 27th

The Texas Theatre

Jan 30

April 06


I was born in April. And, I love April in general, such nice weather. And such. I love almost everything about it. But nothing compares to the adoration that I have come to have for April's CMOTM. All of you know him, and I would say that a good majority of you lust after him as well, HA HA HA. He is none other than our own little English Chris, and he is good people. From the start, I never had a problem with this one. He always did what he was asked, the first time, and never bitched and complained about what I asked him to do. Rarely is he in a foul humor, but when he is, he doesn't let it affect the cast. He has played injured more times than I can count (LOL) and has almost fallen off the tank several times. He puts up with Animal's abuse more than weekly, and deals well with me bossing him around better than some of the others, it seems. He does or finds out how to do whatever it is I need him to do. He always brings a smile to my face, even when I am really sad. He has impeccable manners and is always comes up with new things for us Bastards to do (or tear up). There are so many wonderful things about English I could list, but it would be more fun to find it out for yourself. Take a gander, and talk to him. He really is a great guy, and definitely wonderful to have on cast. CHEERS TO YOU, ENGLISH DARLING!

  • Fall 10 Lyndi
  • Summer 10 Nuggett
  • Spring 10 Sean
  • Winter 09 Marc
  • Fall 09 Shannon
  • Summer 09 Eris
  • Spring 09 Pete
  • Winter 08 Kirk
  • Fall 08 Mary
  • Summer 08 Donna
  • Spring 08 Squiddie
  • Winter 07 Starman Matt
  • November 07 Tora
  • October 07 Jennnnnnn
  • September 07 Josh
  • August 07 Squiddie
  • July 07 Charles
  • June 07 Wolf
  • May 07 Wes
  • April 07 Cody
  • March 07 Halo
  • February 07 Emily
  • January 07 Mike
  • December 06 The Globe
  • November 06 Ammanda
  • October 06 Mr. Saturn
  • September 06 Limey
  • August 06 Kate
  • July 06 Robert
  • June 06 Danny
  • May 06 Katie
  • April 06 English
  • March 06 Fred

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