June is almost here, and I thought that I would go ahead and knock this one out while I was here. I thought about Summer, and how characteristically lazy the Bastards are in Summer. I thought of one person in particular, who really tries to pretend that they are lazy, but just isn't. Someone that can inevitable piss me off and make me laugh within speaking one sentence. Someone who ended up with us because he was bored and wanted out of the house. Someone who made lots and lots of gay jokes about his cousin (who was on cast for a long time) because he came up to Rocky all of the time. And then one night he was bored, and hung out with his cousin - and the Bastards. And then, my friends, this homo basher never left. His name is Danny, and he is fucking awesome. Danny was one of those who was all apprehensive about being around us at first, but once he loosened up, he quickly became a cast favorite. (And he wasn't ever really a homo basher, I just say that because Danny stayed here even after his cousin left, tee hee hee, we trapped him!) Danny joined as a Tech, and he has stayed a Tech for a while now. He is one of the calmest and most easy going people that I know. He is a real joy to have on cast. He calms me down when the Tech is all fucked up, and takes everything in his life in stride. He knows all about patience because he is old, and despite the fact that he keeps trying to have heart attacks and die on us, we still keep him around. He has never shirked on doing things that need doing, and has a great sense of timing for getting things done before I need them done. Quite simply, we love Danny. I am so glad he stuck around. If you don't know him, you should find him. He will be debuting as Transie this weekend, and will play Brad very, very soon. He is great, and you should love him as much as we do. GO TRIPLE FEATURE!!!!