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The Inwood Theatre

Dec 27th

The Texas Theatre

Jan 30

July 06


Wow, you REALLY want to know who the July Bastard of the Month is, huh? Well, it is not someone that you see all the time onstage, but the cast sure the hell knows EXACTLY who he is- There are many reasons for this. Primarily because he molests the boys all the time and it makes them very very nervous, but hell, who was taking notes? Just by that you should have figured it out, but in case you didn't I will go ahead and tell you. It is ROBERT! Robert is one of those people that has been a Tech for most of the time he has been around, but isn't one of those quiet ones that is afraid of people. He was quiet for the first 6 months, but once he opened his mouth it was all over. Some quite twisted and downright disturbing things come out of his mouth, but he is brilliant (in my opinion, anyway). Robert knows mucho mucho about all things Tech, lighting, and sound. He tries to pretend that he is stupid and not listening, but it is one of the things that I love about him. He has an interesting quality to both creep me out and yet somewhat comfort me with one strange phrase. We love Robert, and his man-body in the red velvet dress. If you don't know who he is, you should find him, and squeeze his nipples. He likes it, I promise! Tee hee hee GO ROBERT, I LOVE YOU!!!

  • Fall 10 Lyndi
  • Summer 10 Nuggett
  • Spring 10 Sean
  • Winter 09 Marc
  • Fall 09 Shannon
  • Summer 09 Eris
  • Spring 09 Pete
  • Winter 08 Kirk
  • Fall 08 Mary
  • Summer 08 Donna
  • Spring 08 Squiddie
  • Winter 07 Starman Matt
  • November 07 Tora
  • October 07 Jennnnnnn
  • September 07 Josh
  • August 07 Squiddie
  • July 07 Charles
  • June 07 Wolf
  • May 07 Wes
  • April 07 Cody
  • March 07 Halo
  • February 07 Emily
  • January 07 Mike
  • December 06 The Globe
  • November 06 Ammanda
  • October 06 Mr. Saturn
  • September 06 Limey
  • August 06 Kate
  • July 06 Robert
  • June 06 Danny
  • May 06 Katie
  • April 06 English
  • March 06 Fred

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