| Email: |
mistersaturn@gmail.com |
| AIM: |
MrSaturn 2 |
| ICQ: |
13527563 |
| MSN: |
mr__saturn@hotmail.com |
| Yahoo: |
mr_saturn.geo |
| Other: |
N/A |
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| Parts Regularly Played: |
Frank, Dr. Scott, Transie |
Rocky birthday: (First time seeing it in a theater) |
October 1997 |
| First time seeing the movie: |
When I was very, very young... |
| Joined LB: |
March 2006 |
| Best Rocky Memory: |
During virgin games, there was a really hot blonde chosen for the fake-an-orgasm contest. She did a fine job, and the contestant next to her was a 10 year old boy. He didn't know what an orgasm was, so he asked the floor walker manning the pre-show, who directed him to his parents for an answer. They whispered something in his ear, and went back to the stage. When he was counted down to perform, he jumped on the side of the hot blonde and proceeded to dry hump her for several seconds, to the uproarious cheers of the audience. |
| Met any Rocky celebrities? |
No... >_> |
| Been on a cast before this one? |
No... <_< |
| Sex: |
noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin sexus
1 : either of the two major forms of individuals that occur in many species and that are distinguished respectively as female or male especially on the basis of their reproductive organs and structures
2 : the sum of the structural, functional, and behavioral characteristics of organisms that are involved in reproduction marked by the union of gametes and that distinguish males and females
3 a : sexually motivated phenomena or behavior b : sexual intercourse
4 : genitalia |
| Birthday: |
December 12, 1982 |
| Marital/Dating Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
are loud and terrifying. |
| Personal Website: |
Not much of one |
| Real-Life Occupation: |
Mortgage Consultant |
| What do you want to be when you grow up? |
Political aide, or assistant DA; scary either way |
| Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? |
Yeah, I found him and his friends dead at that amusement park... wait, that was a video game... |
| Hobbies: |
Video games, Rocky, and watching the news |
| Turn-Ons: |
People with a) a sense of humor b) pop-culture knowledge c) can put up with my stupid ass. |
| Turn-Offs: |
People who are arrogant, biggoted, or republican. I guess that last one encompasses those other two. |
| Music Recomendations: |
Dunno, I usually ask others... >_> |
| Movie Recommendations: |
UHF, anything Kevin Smith, anything George A. Romero, anything Hayao Miyazaki |
| Website Recommendations: |
I'm not gonna whore out all of the websites that I personally work for, so I guess I'll just reccomend The Onion |
| Favorite Quote(s): |
"Sharks swim in water, there's water in the toilet. I rest my case." - Randal explaining his fear of using the bathroom alone on Clerks: The Animated Series |
| Anything Else?: |
Pfft. You think I'm interesting/original enough to have more to say? |