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Cast Director

 

Email: madame_leah12@yahoo.com
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Parts Regularly Played: A little bit of everything
Rocky birthday:
(First time seeing it in a theater)
A long long time ago,in a galaxy far far away, God said, "LET THERE BE LIPS!" and they were obviously good lips, because I kept coming back again and again, like a big dork, and now here I am a director, an even bigger dork...oh wait...I mean...uh, I don't remember...
First time seeing the movie: On t.v., when I was 10. On stage, when los Bastardos was at its incipient stages at Bedford.
Joined LB: April 2001
Best Rocky Memory: There are so many to choose from! Hmm. Well, anytime naked Paul played Rocky was pretty damn funny, all of our away shows, Animal pulling Gwen's pants down, I could go on for years...

Mardi Gras show and the millions of beads, Mike from Chicago, the Queer Bastard shows, Hey Mickey (boys and girls!), when old Scott tricked the hell out of all of us into thinking he was a virgin, Dogma doing Brad for the Virgin Games, Minion as Captain Jack, English as the Herpes Fairy, Kate and Bizah making out as the Lesbian Wonder Twins, Starman NAMING Kate and Bizah the Lesbian Wonder Twins, ALL of the Bastard parties at my house, Animal being himself, Preston staring at the drunk lady like she was crazy, Star getting humped by Animal onstage, everyone humping English his first time as Rocky, James and Preston as Man-genta and Columbia, singing pirates, performing at the Medallion all those years ago, training Beau on Riff a million years ago, watching Shannon cringe as people try to undress her, Opening Dance every time it is performed, James being retarded and running into a table, late night Ol'South breakfast and poking at Matt Daddy, Hangman's when it was really cold outside, Robert't little sculptures for Virgin prizes, Danny in a dress, HE-MAN!, Fred as Super Sperm (I ran), Lucky running from all the guys in the parking lot, English always falling off of things and hurting himself, Wannabe, the first time we did Hey Mickey, my first time as Janet (GOD that was crazy!), Wes screaming when people touch him, Josh as the Monk in Bill and Ted, beating Danny because we can, Katie slapping the shit out of Minion in the Tank, A-KON, All-Con, Beau running from Robert, Dee Snider, Chewy owning that bitch as Eddie, Charles talking in Russian, Nathan being mistaken for a girl all the time, Saturn fake-crying because people are touching him, Halo and Amy's little dances before the show, Donna as Magenta, JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!, anytime Pinapple is cast for a theme show, Daniel and Beau as the 2-headed ogre, JJ shaking her boobies at the audience at the end of every show, Squiddie as Charles Atlas in his pretty red dress, Zap....ZAAAAAAAP!!, Emily in her nurse outfit, Bobcat rubbing his nipples, watching Jennifer and Manda fight about Prop Packs and glow sticks, beating the crap out of Danny (yes I said it again), Little Bitchface joining cast, Eric's return as Brad, watching the cast grow up together in general...I love these people so much!

Met any Rocky celebrities? Nope
Been on a cast before this one? Not a Rocky cast, but I have been involved with other drama casts before.
Sex: I'm creative!
Birthday: April 29, 1980
Marital/Dating Status: I LOVE BOYS!!!
Children: I am very afraid of them.
Personal Website: MySpace
Real-Life Occupation: I work at a title company and run LB. I am also a Madame. ;) I am still working on college.
What do you want to be when you grow up? A lounge singer in slinky clothes. A Las Vegas showgirl. An event planner. An underwriter. A real estate attorney. The director of the coolest Rocky Horror cast in the world....oh wait...
Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? Yes, of course. It is my Mommy!
Hobbies: Reading, writing, crafting, sewing, organizing (I am a dork), music or all kinds, shiny things, eating, baking cookies, and most obviously, Rocky Horror.
Turn-Ons: INTELLIGENCE, competence, neat cars and trucks, Mike Ness, Stuart Ransom Miller, wild stuff, adventure, amusement and water parks, intelligent boys, ponies, Hello Kitty, things that are shiny, He-Man and She-Ra, Voltron, Care Bears, dragons, Italian food, dessert, Irish/British/Scottish accents, Renaissance paintings, the Greek culture, Egypt, black, blue, green, silver, and red, corsets, pretty hair, intelligent boys again, and well baked home-made chocolate chip cookies. Hot Greaser boys with tattoos, piercings, slicked back hair and rolled up jeans. The whole deal!!! Hottest boys EVER!!!
Turn-Offs: Fools, drama mongers, liars, people that assume I am stupid, people that think that they are better than others (pathetic), people who claim to be something they are not, raw meat, nasty food, uncleanliness, and fighting.
Music Recomendations: AC/DC, Old 97's, Social Distortion, The Corsairs, The Reverend Horton Heat, Boston, The Cars, Dwight Yoakam, KMFDM, Rockabilly, Oldies, and anything with bagpipes.
Movie Recommendations: Anything with Harrison Ford (especially Indiana Jones) or Jet Li (especially Romeo Must Die), Return to Snowy River, Back to the Future, Young Guns, Transformers the Movie, Voltron: Castle of Lions, Go, Chicago, The Replacements, Remember the Titans, He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword.
Website Recommendations: I like ebay. :)
Favorite Quote(s): "No Kitty, that's a bad Kitty!", and "No, I am scared of you, leave me alone!"
Anything Else?: If you REALLY loved me you'd bring me fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies. I will go to Italy some day. I want a horse.